A Country of Crazies

I recently bought a house. This is my second draft because I don't like airing my personal crap over the internet.

When you buy a house people always say, "congradulations" with great jubulation. Why? If they have ever done the same thing they should say, ahh crap I am sorry. It is by far the scarriest thing that has happend to me and I pray I hold it together.

Why is it that in our society we celebrate the freekishly horrid times in someones life. Now dont get me wrong there is good with the bad but If you are anything like me, and I pray your not, the sheer stress of these things makes you almost unfunctionable. Yes I have thrown up allot in the past week. Take a lil walk with me.

For instance:
A wedding- happy yes, but so stressful it realy isn't worth the party. Lets celebrate that with gifts.

A house- freakishly scary- oooooo house warming party.

Got nocked up- lets add to the stress of that with two or three showers. Yes free gifts and emotional baggage.

turning 13 or 16 or 18- lets add to the raging hormones going through your system with a celebration where you are the center of attention.

somebody die close to you- lets invite everyone we know to come and veiw the body. is this not morbid to any one else. do you know that if you get barried within 24 hours you can be barried anywhere and in anything. barry me in a wood box made of two by sixes and have a funeral if you must over my grave.

graduate- hey good job, your not stressed are you because you dont know what your doing, lets throw a party where everyone asks about it.

Do you think that deep down people are like "oh look how happy", or "good friggin luck?" i think it is probably fifty fifty. The women are happy because they lie to themselves, and the men just shake their heads in silence.

All I'm saying is that we are crazy... and we should all be a little more sensative, thats all.