Crazy Brauds

Today a woman at my work went into what can only be described as a tizzey about how women are not allowed to play golf at Augusta. She actually said, “in some countries women are struggling for rights and we can’t even play at Augusta, I just think that is, well bad, very bad.”

Of course to this I had many initial responses, maybe its because you talk too much lady chatalie..... maybe it is because women are inferior athletes and they don’t want to disgrace the course by allowing your estrogen to stink it up.... or even maybe you have infiltrated every other aspect of their lives and they want you to leave their dear sweet golf course alone.

Now I don’t even play golf really I just like to push buttons when I see crazy folk. So I simply responded in what I think is a mild manner, “maybe they don’t like divots”
Well you would of thought I took their right to vote away or even chocolate. I was met with some pretty fancy word slingin’ all for what, women wanting to play golf at Augusta.

Crazy bauds.